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If protestors shut down the freeway and made me late to work, I couldn't imagine feeling anything but ecstatic that I have a legitimate excuse for being late to work.

You *want* to go to work? Fucking cornball.

Post the oldest picture of you on your phone, no description

BREAKING: Fox News claims liberal policies have made California so unlivable even the earthquakes are moving to other states.

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: New Evidence Suggests That Donald Trump’s $175 Million Bond May Be Every Bit As Dodgy As Almost Every U.S. National Security Expert Feared

🔗: sethabramson.substack.com/p/major-breaki…

The Introduction to this report—which contains much new data—is FREE. Please RETWEET.

RETWEET. #DonPoorleone

'Let's just do it' -- Moskowitz dares Comer to impeach Biden right now

'It's all fake,' Moskowitz adds. 'It's not gonna happen.'

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert voted against this funding.

BREAKING: After days of publicly claiming to support IVF in the wake of the Alabama Supreme Court ruling, Senate Republicans just blocked my legislation to protect access to IVF nationwide.

Maybe it’s just me but “go on & tear me apart” feels like the wrong thing to say on a hot sauce packet Cholula Hot Sauce

election news:
headline 1: 'donald trump to win california, biden rated below herpes in popularity'
headline 2: 'democrat wins hitlersburg, nd in historic first'
headline 3: 'GOP organ says it has $10 and its power was cut but promises victory over 'imposters' in avignon'

Absolutely devoured a taction for the take-tack on the terror shank's new book 'The Tainted Cup' over the past few days. With hints of Attack on Titan, Warhammer: 40k, and Sherlock Holmes I can't WAIT to read more!

i know a lot of ppl here find me annoying but i feel that if we met in real life you would find me even more annoying

i could probably post like 10 different scenes from andor for this tweet lmaooo it’s just so peak

A Cruel But Necessary Post-Strike Farewell From 'Fake Carol' to Hollywood hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…

12:01 AM (PT). Thursday, Nov. 9. The #SagAftraStrike is suspended. Pickets are closed. We are #SagAftraStrong .

THE #SagAftraStrike IS OVER.

🧵 Thread below.

we’re now 6 months into these strikes. half a year of jobs lost and lives destroyed. and when I look back at it all, I mostly just can’t believe how mean everyone has been to me. all I ever wanted to do was bankrupt creative people on behalf of a few monopolistic tech companies