The best cookie dough ice cream ever. The subtle peanut butter flavor adds so much.

From the manifesto of the guy who set himself on fire:

'As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?'

Ok then.

This is what the young folks call: CAP 🧢

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He was never going to Kentucky, so it was obvious he was playing the game. The key thing is he told his players what he was doing.

#Pitt OT Matt Goncalves, started at both tackle spots in his career (11 LT, 13 RT) and has some upside as a depth tackle. Powerful hands, has lateral mobility, though he has a soft shoulder to pass pro at times.

Missed most of ‘23 with an injury, has skill set to inside to OG.

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Looking for an assist from someone who might have the means to help me. I'm looking for some bleachers from Pitt stadium. I've seen them pop up for sale on occasion but was not in a position to grab them.

I am now, but I don't see them anymore

You know what Taylor Swift needs? MatPat Game Theory.

I just sat down on a flight and realized I forgot my headphones. Help

Virginia’s #NIL bill, which allows schools to make direct NIL payments to athletes, will be signed by the governor this week.

The law will go into effect either July 1 or Nov 15.

As with other state NIL laws/bills, schools pushed for this law which overrides NCAA rules.

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

We are raffling off Blake Hinson’s game-worn shoes from his historic 41-point game against Louisville!

All members of Alliance 412 will be entered into the sweepstakes 🎟️

If you aren’t a member, it’s not too late! The winner will be announced soon 🔜

Catturd and Kari Lake’s campaign account just got some serious competition for the 2025 Never Lettered In Shit Invitational

Me to Pat Narduzzi and Kade Bell:

Christ they got PFF for babies

the funniest part is that it took some high-paid consultant group to come up with a proposal equal to any SBNation fanpost from 2011

Great work, millennials. Kill all of the big chains