Now we’re playing Mancheater City away on March 31st we surely won’t be playing Luton at home on April 2, will we?

The last thing Klopp saw at Arsenal was a massive fire drill in the away end.

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Just seen it, no way that’s handball. If anything it’s a penalty to Arsenal. Absolute joke yet again.

New podcast went up today, wherever you get your free stuff

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Look at these pricks! How has Champions League coverage come to this? This is their pitiful Guess The Score game. Please get them off my screen immediately.

Well worth supporting Stuart, he lost his leg in Helmand province and is back on the marathon trail again, an amazing effort, and a good cause.

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Good ebening. They cut their own hair with rusty old scissors, that’s one of the things that’s long been wrong over there.

Roy sleeps no more

This is the con man. He’s changed his fraudulent account. Let’s keep him on his toes. He does not sell tix at face value…

Should we record an episode of The Tuesday Club? I’ve recently discovered how to do polls and I can’t stop. 1m votes guarantees a podcast. Just joking.

None obvs.

Aww, ticket fraud on twitter. Modern Life Is Shit. Looking for a couple for PSV & was gently scammed of 220 quid over several hours by the see you next tuesday that is @marcosticketsg
Avoid this f#%^er. He’s blocked us now. Look at the photo he sent to ‘prove’ he has tickets ffs

Lucky shirt numbers are annoying. Grow up. You shouldn’t be allowed to choose your number until you’ve played at least two hundred games or won the league, whatever comes first…

Magnificent

Shrubs was an auto correct obvs. But I like it.

Yep. At least have Smith 9 on it. And there weren’t even squad numbers in 1991. Also the bloke next to me cheered and applauded loudly when a Man U player over hit a long pass that went for a throw. 82,000 carling cuppers.

Nice…