Drag acts are offensive, apparently...

#hangover

Don't fluster, Buster,
muster the will and thrust the
duster to lustre.

#CheatingByMakingANounAVowel

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Really loving the black and white aesthetic on Ripley

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🚀 Wanna to elevate your storytelling game?

Let’s chat about crafting compelling characters...

Drop your favorite character development tip below!

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I bought a cheap turntable with low quality speakers and I absolutely love it!

It takes me right back to being fourteen, dancing around my bedroom to tinny, slightly wobbly music.

So nostalgic...

Eyes glued to the screen,
unable to pull away.
Sticky punishment.

#vss365 #glue #WritingCommunity #haiku #senryu

Lots of people tweeting that #GlinnerWasRight

But no one saying what he's right about...

Lots of people saying he's owed apologies

But no one specifying what the need to apologise for...

I do not stand with Sall Grover #IStandWithSallGrover

Because Roxy Tickle is the spitting image of my gran

(God rest her soul)

When Saint Peter probes
my frontal lobes, he will find
I've walked many dark roads.

#AdmissionsOfAHorrorAuthor #PearlyGates

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Anyone watching Ripley on Netflix?

Thoughts?

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Cath's arctic surprise;
Cathartic dance on thin ice.
Cath's artic demise.

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Maureen Lipman, here's a story for you...

Abe keeps stealing from his neighbour, Mo. The police won't help, so every time Mo sees Abe he punches him. The neighbours see this and Abe pleads for their pity. 'We will help,' they say, 'just stop stealing from Mo first.'

I keep hearing that the Hardest Geezer is the first person to run the length of Africa

I'm sure there are lots of Africans who would have loved to do so but can't get visas

Dude did well, but can't help thinking of his white privilege getting him through this

Trump says he doesn't support abortion because the Democrats want to be able to 'execute' children post birth.

🤦

No word on the execution of kids in Israel, though.

#ProChoice

I've had a week off writing but back to it this afternoon

My fingers are already twitching in anticipation of the keyboard, no joke

#WritingCommunity

Screw your parched coffee.
Bean juice should be black and strong,
Much like your heart, dear.

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