🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their…

Last, but least, TV’s India Willoughby proves we women can call a black broadcaster a ‘nasty bitch’ who ‘wouldn’t be anywhere without woke’, dub lesbians men, insult the looks of a female Olympic swimmer, ‘joke’ about kidnapping feminists, and STILL get airtime! What a gal! 10/11

Munroe Bergdorf isn’t just a pretty face! Public campaigner for a children’s charity until safeguarding concerns were raised, she was appointed UN Women’s first ever UK champion. ‘What makes a woman “a woman” has no definitive answer,’ says Munroe. Great choice, UN Women! 8/11

Mridul Wadhwa, head of a Scottish rape crisis centre, says, ‘sexual violence happens to bigoted people as well.’ She has no gender recognition certificate, but was still appointed to a job advertised for women only. Time to be ‘challenged on your prejudices’, rape victims! 7/11

But most women aren’t axe-toters or sex offenders, so let’s talk role models! Guilia Valentino (in red) wanted to play on the women's team 'because of sisterhood, validation and political visibility'. Naturally, she was given some boring cis girl’s place. Yay for inclusion! 6/11

Scottish woman and butcher Amy George abducted an 11-year-old girl while dressed in female clothing. No idea why this was mentioned in court – of course she was wearing women’s clothing, she's a woman! Amy took the girl home and sexually abused her over a 27-hour period. 5/11

Samantha Norris was cleared of exposing her penis to two 11-year-old girls. Hooray! Unfortunately she was then convicted for possession of 16,000 images of children being raped and sexually assaulted. Be that as it may, Sam’s still a lady to me! 4/11

Fragile flower Katie Dolatowski, 6'5', was rightly sent to a women's prison in Scotland after conviction. This ensured she was protected from violent, predatory men (unlike the 10-year-old girl Katie sexually assaulted in a women's public bathroom.) 3/11

Lovely Scottish lass and convicted double rapist Isla Bryson found her true authentic female self shortly before she was due to be sentenced. Misgendering is hate, so respect Isla’s pronouns, please. Love the leggings! 2/11

Scotland's Hate Crime Act comes into effect today. Women gain no additional protections, of course, but well-known trans activist Beth Douglas, darling of prominent Scottish politicians, falls within a protected category. Phew! 1/11

Katie Neeves has been appointed as the UN Women UK delegate. She switched from straight man to lesbian at the age of 48 and, in a leaked 2022 webinar, described how she used to enjoy stealing and wearing her sister’s underwear. A truly relatable representative! 9/11

.@wickes: 'we stand with our trans siblings now & forever'.

Do you include transsexuals who do not believe that transwomen are women? And think that conversion therapy bans are dangerous due to a chilling effect on exploratory therapy?
#BoycottWickes
lbc.co.uk/news/trans-row…

#IStandWithRileyGaines
#SaveWomensSports

Are people shouting down Riley Gaines completely blind to the fact that a MAN rose from #462 to #1 when he left the men’s swim team and joined the women’s swim team?

Pardon my anger here, but who the fuck would think this is fair?

#SaveWomensSports

(Also, #PennCheats )

Progressive Scotland 2023, where a man gets no jail time for raping a 13-year-old girl in a park. Young Scottish men are effectively being told ‘first time’s free.’ thescottishsun.co.uk/news/10462184/…

Gary Lineker Earth to Gary Lineker you do realise that these people are leaving France which is a safe country?Probably much safer and more tolerant of migrants than Qatar. You know where Qatar is? It's a place where human rights hypocrites go to earn loads of money. Have you been recently?

Hey Monzo, how can I speak to someone? Trying to switch from you to another bank but you say I cannot... Why??

This is Captain Behnam Zarei, a police officer called to a scene in #Iran by a pro-regime woman insisting he arrest another woman for not wearing Hijab. A brave man. Hopefully thousands like him joining the people tomorrow. #Feb16 #Iran Revolution #OpIran

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