Meet Clifford! Like his namesake, he's the epitome of calm and relaxation. With seven years of love and wisdom, he adores the company of humans and pups. His gentle charm and warm personality will keep you smiling as much as he does! ❤️🖤

#dogsoftwitter

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When Lisa asks me if I remembered to take the trash out, right as the truck drives away

Me: 'I'd like to copy and paste from this pdf please'

Adobe Acrobat: 'no worries, I took the liberty of stacking each word on top of each other in a vertical column, adding mysterious symbols, and removing every instance of the letter 't''

CEO walks out into the rain and is surprised he gets wet.

BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements.

The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes.

This is a game changer for American workers.

This testimony is important b/c Pecker makes it clear that the catch and kill for Dino the Doorman's story was to preclude any embarrassment to the TRUMP CAMPAIGN.  He didn't testify that it was to avoid embarrassment to Trump on a personal level.

Don’t inject bleach.

And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.

The ballpark now known as Wrigley Field first opened its gates 110 years ago today.

In case you need a good Tuesday as well

Merchan: What is your caselaw that supports your position that your client can repost and that doesn't violate the gag order?

Blanche: I don't have any cases. It's just common sense.

Katie's Sidebar: DON'T do this in court.

GET UP HUMAN! IT’S TIME FOR BREAKFAST! 🥞 🍳

New from 404 Media: we found a service called 'ReplyGuy', an AI that automatically plugs your product on Reddit. Shows that Reddit, basically the last social platform that heavily emphasizes human interaction, may also be soon overrun with AI garbage 404media.co/ai-is-poisonin…

If you can't tell from my live tweets so far, this contempt hearing doesn't seem to be going well for the defense.

The faces of the good boys that eat 12 cups of (mixed) food between them every dang day. Sales make this possible!

Atlas the foster puppy is an amazing guy, he’s loving, affectionate & lots of fun. He is a true gentle giant & would make a wonderful addition to any family. ❤️ Head over to the url to fill out an app! #Dogs #Seattle #PNW #AdoptMe

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Some of Chicago’s mid-century apartment building entrances (1946 thru 1955). Waterproof ink on marker paper.

This killer read by Cherie Priest, Allegedly kept us up late because we had to finish. 5/5 🐾

Don’t mind me, just pre-warming the bed.