She's dead? Very good. She was controlling our minds with evil magic. She's a vampire you know. Yep, sucked my blood when I was asleep, every night.

me upholding Stalin

This sounds like the coolest job you could have

Yeah STEM is basically filled with homeschooled Catholics

Still thinking about Toranaga casually explaining that his friend killed himself and had his son cut his head off to help him make his cover story seem believable. That's the real magic of friendship right there

Lincoln to Ulysses S. Grant:

WOKE boris rails senselessly against glorious thousand year tradition of aristocratic rule

dinner with pawpaw tonight...♥️ his mind doesn't work so good anymore but he's still the gentle, caring man we all love 🥰

the halcyon days of my childhood , smoking crack by the shore at the end of the winding woodland path

“Seers and mystics across the Imperium are beset by grandiose visions of mighty angels and monstrous devils doing battle in a firmament lit by ghostly fires” goes so hard. if only this was real

Ah fuck

I recently learned that people with ADHD can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

-5 year penalty on finding your one true love for posting this

Abelard tell this ignorant slut who he is speaking to

Everyone's always like 'Warhammer 40,000 is satire' but it really hits in Rogue Trader. It's like do you want to consign a million people to toil in the poison mines for 3% extra critical hit damage in combat or explode the poison mines and everyone in them as a joke