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Jason

@NickMotown

Musky sly old foxy stoat.

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calendar_today01-01-2010 16:53:06

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How Tombstone didn't sweep the board when it came to awards is more than a little baffling to me. Val Kilmer is on a different level, and Kurt Russell has come the closest to ever making me want to punch the air in a cinema. youtu.be/Ohw1uI1NsmU

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If you’re considering trying to reduce your meat consumption in the new year, follow Veganuary for great tips and recipe ideas with zero judgement 👍🏼

If you’re considering trying to reduce your meat consumption in the new year, follow @veganuary for great tips and recipe ideas with zero judgement 👍🏼 #veganuary
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Just to add to this; she used to whisper behind her hand - like Les Dawson talking to Roy Barraclough - when she told me what Christmas gift she’d bought for my dog, so as not to “ruin the surprise”.

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This period between Christmas and New Year I always think of as training for old age, as I sit by the fire and ask my wife what day it is.

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It would appear that I have been included in a “family day” today. The horror. I thought I had faked my death in a fairly watertight way, but apparently not.

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Right. Time to pour a bucket of Irish whiskey and enjoy the ongoing brilliance of Brenda Blethyn as Vera.

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That age old tradition of shouting 'he's been!!' after your dad stunk out the toilet on Christmas morning.

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Whatever you have planned tomorrow, I hope it unfolds with minimum stress and maximum joy. Merry Christmas, you beautiful bastards 🎄

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Fifty-year-old man looks like he’s trying to form a Blink 182 tribute band to play the pub circuit.

Fifty-year-old man looks like he’s trying to form a Blink 182 tribute band to play the pub circuit.
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I have taken my annual selfie. Just to give you fair warning so that you can remove all small children and easily startled pets from the room.

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