Atlantic Terminal Applebees stays winning
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*thumbs in suspenders* Now lissen heyuh, boy. Of all the clas—I say, of all the classes that stand face ta' face with the boor-schwa-zee today, the proletariat ALONE is a really revolutionary class...

It's rare to find a question where there is so obviously a correct and winning answer
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It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

Conservatives when someone hops the turnstile on the subway:

These thugs must be put down. Call five hundred of our bravest and most handsome boys in blue right now

When stopped from evading fares and tickets in their car:

How dare you snitch on me to the KKKapitalist pigs!?

if you're a grown adult with a job and you get mad about 'what is going on on college campuses,' you belong on the sex offender registry

Holy shit
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dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth

The most prophetic statement of the 21st century

Shocked to open this screenshot and see who these messages were from! Though I guess I shouldn't have been!
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Walton Ghoulgins? Has anyone done this?

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Pointing to the sign again

the so called 'greatest generation' survived ONE world war. big deal. i have endured ELEVEN t----r s---t album cycles.

Just doing some important reading (looking at menus for future meals).