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Alyce

@Ninergirl99

Come for the 49ers jokes, stay for the food and sneakers pics. #MomDrip ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ. Salma Hayek Stan. Fresno State Alum #GoDogs ๐Ÿถโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™ Mexiguese ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

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My tweenager just said โ€œYou know that movie??โ€ when I finished her quote from โ€œBring it Onโ€โ€ฆ.

My tweenager just said โ€œYou know that movie??โ€ when I finished her quote from โ€œBring it Onโ€โ€ฆ.
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Who the fuck talks shit about โ€œpost military demonsโ€.

Truly unprofessional and trashy of you to make a personal attack over a football disagreement

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Anyone else a grown adult but still text their Mom to ask them the dumbest questions?

โ€œIf my Uncrustable is expired can I still eat it?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Chipotle isnโ€™t Mexican food.

If you want Mexican, you go to a taqueria or taco truck.

If you want Chipotle, you go to Chipotle.

Completely different.
I will die on this hill.

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