THE $10,000 NOAHJ456 ZOMBIES MAPPING CONTEST ENDS IN ONE WEEK.

THE WORK IN PROGRESS MAPS ARE LOOKING ABSOLUTELY INSANE...

“Hey Noah I just found an Easter egg step if you go to the Zeus tower and look behind the statue there is a pink coin and you can knife it please shout me out”

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Coachella: ✅

Incredible experience with @heineken_us!!! #HeinekenPartner

Never in a million years did I think I would ever get to DJ a music festival let alone COACHELLA.

From making silly videos in my college dorm to this…

Thank you all for braving the desert so early just to see me.

Shoutout to @heineken_us for having me out. 🥹 #HeinekenPartner

It’s insane that this is the worst AI will ever be 😳

Just accidentally went live for 28 seconds with blaring static and this image while setting up my PC in the new place.

I hate it here.

Early look at a few of the maps in progress for my $10,000 mapping contest.

All in Call of Duty Zombies.

BRO. 🤯

Sitting at bunch in Miami:

Random guy: Yoooo bro aren’t you that famous YouTuber?

Me: I wouldn’t call myself famous but yeah that’s me!

Guy: Dude no way that’s awesome! *as he’s walking away* Nice to meet you Ali-A!

LMFAOOOO Ali-A

NOBODY FREAK OUT BUT I’M DJ’ing A SET AT COACHELLA HOLY SH*T LMAOOOO

WARNING TO ALL CONTENT CREATORS!

If your videos feature any sort of modded Pokemon content, I would delete/unlist it ASAP.

Just got a manual strike for a video I made 7 years ago featuring Pokemon modded into COD Zombies.

2 more strikes and my channel gets deleted.

😐

The ending of the baby saga:

I am finally moving out of this apartment in 3 weeks.

The baby above me still cries at 5 AM, every single day.

The baby above me still throws their toys at the floor all day, every day.

There is no peace. There is no sleep.

But I am almost free.

Hopping in a Time Machine till GTA 6 comes out brb

Today my OG Fortnite account was hacked and stolen.

Even the two factor authentication was somehow bypassed.

RIP to years worth of memories. 😢

We are back.

NoahJ456's $10,000 mapping contest returns!

Theme: VIDEO GAMES

I am giving away $10k to COD Zombies mappers this month to create a zombies map based in a different video game's universe.

Good luck and have fun :]

Just your yearly reminder that everyone who thinks winter > summer is clinically insane. 😞🙏

I’m so proud to announce that I am officially a Heineken US ambassador!

Can’t wait for yall to see the fun stuff we’re doing together this year…

and maybe keep your eyes open around Coachella… #HeinekenPartner 👁️👁️

I’M NOT A SCIENTIST BUT I DON’T THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING LMAO

when pharoah places the curse of ra on you and turns your lungs into sand

Treyarch’s next installment of COD Zombies needs to be a banger.

I don’t know how much more neglect we can survive.