A good scrub and a pressure wash and yer good as new! Yee-haw!!!

Yeah, but you gotta come up with those to smuggle new or controversial ideas past the gatekeepers sometimes. Paul Samuelson called his 1948 Keynesian textbook a 'neoclassical synthesis' to get it published.

Fixed it.

#KristiNoemIsAMonster #RIPCricket

Good Lord. The shoplifting gangs panic kayfabe is going to be a part of American politics for the next decade isn't it?

Yep, that's him. I bet Milton would've been proud!

Isn't he the dumb ass that wanted to start a country on an abandoned oil drilling rig? And had to give because they all got cholera or some shit?

I really like how we're gonna cancel her political career over killing a dog 20 years ago when 4 years ago her belligerent incompetence during COVID undoubtedly lead to the deaths of tens of thousands American humans by letting Sturgis happen mid-pandemic.

It's literally an authoritarian two-card Monte.

The Corn Pop skit alone would get him re-elected in a landslide.

Next week we'll get a full on forensic odor analysis of his courtroom farts.

andrew tate is the first person to wear clothes so tight that he's cut the circulation off from his brain

Don't worry, they wanna ban this too!

Local genius rich guy discovers opium for the masses and is very pleased with self. Very pleased indeed!

Area Republicans grow sense of self preservation.

They started to plan for this... today. Alrighty then!

The liberal university is a place where students should be exposed to ideas that might make them uncomfortable and that they might even find dangerous, provided those ideas are of the 'black people are stupid' variety.

Coming soon: COVAIDS.
Wheee!!!