I've just noticed how disgustingly meaty Jack's top lip is #MAFSAU

Thats me in the corner

They’re opening the workhouses

Catalan-style beans, green eggs, rhubarb pudding: Rosie Sykes’s essential store-cupboard recipes dlvr.it/T1gfH5

Been investigating how much my autograph is worth.

or the spiders have learned to use the printer

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

And this is why we can't let parents dictate our school's curriculum.🧐😠

An innocent reunion with Lauren Layfield #normalmen

This is totally, definitely, 100% how consumers feel about your “brand purpose”

#guyfawkes

Re. Fireworks. What’s more important: all the miserable animals or 30 mins of going “oooh” and “aaah”?

So hope for a great sea-change
On the far side of revenge.
Believe that further shore
Is reachable from here.

Nicknames that I have (that I know about):
Flaggy
Puss
Bingbong
Bingles
Mrs Bingbong
General Bits
Bits
Monkey

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

The top 3 worst words:

1. Holibobs
2. Crimbo
3. Hubby

BREAKING: Shopper Looking For Pasta Sauce That Has Brand Narrative

Dominic Cummings vs the Covid Inquiry: Useless Fuckpigs (Faithless remix)

We’re just normal men

“The boss did an interview in Campaign where he talked about mental wellness being high on the agenda and now we’re all cured!”