Vertigo is so evolutionarily silly. Oh you’re on a high ledge? How about you get a little dizzy and disoriented.

A reminder that Elsevier made $10.5 BILLION in 2022 from selling your academic journals and articles behind paywalls, and make more profit than Amazon, Google, and Apple every year…

And paid the academics who wrote the articles $0
And paid the reviewers of the articles $0

We might be a little eppendorf obsessed! #EppendorfLife

Spotify wrapped but for all your DoorDash orders for the year.

A reality TV show where scientists are given all the reagents / tools for a specific experiment but no protocol to follow.

If you won't hear it from me, take it from the incredibly talented @xtop and read Eleutheromania for free:
anasabdulhak.com ⛓️

Be sure to check out Dirtbag Rapture when it comes out this October from Oni Press (w) @xtop (a) Kendall Goode

And listen to our podcast with the writer Christopher Sebela in the link:
linktr.ee/geekable

I’m going to use my own blood sample as a control in an assay for my research. This might be the most metal thing I’ve ever done.

“remember girls we practiced for this” - me to the antibodies inside of me every time i go out in public

This is Winston. And these are his frisbees. He likes to organize them after playtime. Sometimes it takes a while. 14/10

This is Aspen. She likes to enjoy a peaceful porch swing at the end of a long day. Saved you a spot if you’d like to join her. 14/10

WHY is it so much harder to DO THE THING than to agonize and despair about how you’re NOT doing the thing

Thinking about how exactly a year ago I was sitting in an epidemiology final shoulder to shoulder with my fellow unmasked classmates in a closed room with no windows. Because my EPIDEMIOLOGY professor thought making it virtual would be an overreaction. Yikes.

My dad just told me that our cat keeps sneaking into my old closet and sleeping there because it smells like me and it’s the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

Vanderbilt Health

Going upstairs in platform doc martens is a struggle but doing downstairs is a straight up death sentence.

I hope this COVID vaccine inspires people to advocate for more funding for scientific research. There’s countless projects with great potential that never get seen through because of the lack of funding.

I just nearly flooded my apartment trying to wash my comforter. I hate being an adult.