97% of guys who protest on college campuses pee sitting down.

'Speak softly and carry a big stick.' - Roosevelt

'Ask not what your country can do for you...' - JFK

'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.' - Reagan

'Four more years. Pause.' - Joe Biden

The level of stupidity in this video is truly breathtaking:

Every week, a new Republican bravely declares they're going to release the Epstein client list.

Every week, no one releases the Epstein client list.

BEST COMEBACK EVER:

'Where were you when I laid the foundation of the Earth?'

Dana, you're a multi-millionaire. You and your family will have no problem staying safe and fed during another 4 years of the Biden administration.

As for us regular folks...not so much.

Please don't use your voice to promote the 'let everything go to hell' scenario.

Wait...I was told walls were evil?

Caitlin Clark just signed a $28 million shoe deal with Nike.

Larry Bird's career salary during his 13 seasons in the NBA was $24.3 million.

I'm currently organizing a Men's March Against Oppression In Sports.

We can no longer be silent.

All of the people fighting against each other in these pictures will still be united in voting Democrat this November.

They've simply become zombies.

In 2020, newly-elected squad rebel AOC spoke out against the silence from dems on Joe Biden's rape allegations. 'You can't say believe all women until it inconveniences you.'

4 years and millions of dollars later, here's corporate AOC obediently celebrating Earth Day with Biden:

A judge working for a political party trying to throw their opponent in prison six months before an election just said the defense attorney is 'losing all credibility.'

For real. Not kidding.

Here's my Old Testament NFL Mock Draft:

1. David - Proven leader, deadly aim

2. Goliath - You can't teach size

3. Samson - Great strength, off the field issues

4. Daniel - Guaranteed victories vs Detroit

5. Methuselah - Unparalleled durability

When I woke up this morning, I never dreamed I'd be going to sleep tonight siding with Alec Baldwin.

Liberals ruin everything.

The problem with crazy liberals is that the new crazy liberals are even crazier than the old crazy liberals.

The Supreme Court refusing to even comment on a lawsuit claiming electronic voting machines are being used to rig our elections seems like a horrible way to convince people our elections aren't rigged.

The average price for a gallon of gas in the United States on April 20th, 2020 was $1.71 a gallon.

The average price for a gallon of gas in the United States on April 20th, 2024 was $3.75 a gallon.

Thanks for the detailed answer, but I was just asking why you married your brother.

Earth Day Fun Fact:

Between Earth Day 2007 and Earth Day 2023, Arctic sea ice has increased by roughly 40,000 square miles.

Just a quick reminder that thousands of illegal immigrants continue to pour into our country and it was only 98 days ago that voting machine expert J. Alex Halderman hacked into a Dominion voting machine in front of a Michigan judge using only a Bic pen.

Have a great week!

OPENING STATEMENTS:

Prosecution: 'Orange Man Bad!!!'

Judge: 'I've heard enough. Guilty!'