slimer from ghostbusters ate my girl out and gave her the most intense orgasm of her life. it's a lot to deal with but we're working through it.

the harvey weinstein method

is road running actually bad for your knees?

rt if you're watching tv and fiddlin with your thang

a bug that looks exactly like you just crawled by

i'm sorry, where?

imagine the largest gun you can. i'm pointing a bigger one at you

now watching

tye sheridan completely washed?

someone left this on top of their car. free dinner

funniest kind of loser on here. could be 65 could be 12

'i don't want hardcore porn on my timeline! '
ok so you think you're better than me??

'positive response'

when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare

ugh, my dads accountant finds me on EVERY app

don draper voice: i don't imagine sisyphus at all

white authors setting their novel in 1905 so they can freely type the n-word

i wish i could protect asian women from the effects of climate change 😔