Roofs on 5 blocks of flats to hand over today Mark Rendell and I've just twisted my ankle 6 year old child style!!!

I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.

I'm speechless

Duggee Time

safe as Mark Rendell

Beautiful

My mate asked me to help promote his holiday chalet down south to get people to visit after the lockdown

I said.. Endorse it?

He said no It's in Devon.

you can tell summers on its way ( not sure what day it will be on this year) Gyms rammed at this time on a Sunday!

David Attenborough: “The mother and the cubs are safe…”

Me: “Don’t say it…”

David Attenborough: “For now.”

2 hour nap for us pair .....Boom!

My Mrs only agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

I Schwepped her off her feet.

Just watched Hobsons Choice on More 4 (my choice) now I've got to enjoy that Maverick nonsense (not my choice)

Ffs Forest Ffs Tottenham

Happy Easter folks