Not the owner of Twitter putting Twitter on the side of “negative influences”. Fucking idiot. I’m just gonna delete this app I really can’t put up with this nonsense anymore.

Incredible choice to set yourself up to get publicly wrecked by Greta Thunberg

The Lovely Bones made me literally scared to walk anywhere when I was 10.

Starting my first day as social media manager Southwest Airlines! Feeling good.

In Stockholm. Quickly realizing that every Swede I meet thinks I’m trolling them.

oh she gagged

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

Can’t believe it’s been nearly 7 years since the face crack of the century on All Stars 2

If you think Downtown Houston has a lot of parking, wait till you see 1970s Downtown Houston.

Knives Out is so fun. I hope they don’t put the knives away.

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Glass Onion is proof that people also want some regular fucking movies without superheroes

it always impresses me when artists can draw like this with no underdrawing

Wendy’s hit different when you sat down and ate in the sun room