Sometimes, dogs try to eat bees, and the results are often hilarious. 13/10 for all

'I ORDERED THE CHÂTEAUNEUF-DU-PAPE, DAMMIT'

The AntiFederalist 🇺🇸 #1 Bear Fan 🐻 No that wasn’t feminism. That was a weak generation that rebelled against their boomer parents. They wanted nothing to do with what their parents were. It wasn’t feminism that did it. It was all the cheating and the abuse they witnessed from their dads to their moms. It was all

Do yourself a favor and google “suspicious horses”

“Are you busy?”
Me: No, why?
*incoming video call*

National Park Service I HATE this

Also, the people who just message “Good morning.” and nothing else

NO, I AM NOT GOING TO INTERACT WITH THAT. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!

Lucille Ball in 1978 telling David Sheehan to keep his hands to himself.

Eldest daughter and her anger issues against the world

Nowadays girls only like you if you're a bear

Grammar matters

The Tree Swallows are back with their crisp whites and iridescent blues! And also their speedy, swooping flight. Standing there on the boardwalk they were zipping past me at incredible speed. Bugs beware!

Sometimes I like to visit my mom's Facebook page, send a number of controversial replies on her posts, and poke the bear... As a treat.

Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium

Me: 0mg

The world is but a canvas to our imagination.

-Henry David Thoreau

This drab couch needs a splash of color.

-Henry David Thoreau Pillow

So basically, the reward for me deciding to leave work early, was Denzel Washington calling me pretty 💖

This will be my final post on X.

I stand firm in my belief that free speech is a dangerous tool and must be restricted.

Elon Musk's commitment to free speech is a detriment to our democratic discourse. As such, in solidarity with Senator Lambie, I too shall be quitting X.

#WhackyWisdom

Dear Family

Please don't celebrate me with dinnerware/cutlery/appliances for #MothersDay

That's not celebrating me.

That's suggesting more work for me.

Honour me with cash or a voucher or a good book.

Woolworths SA you've also got to start changing up the

Social norms have not changed. We NEVER liked you touching us without our permission. So please stop convincing yourself that it’s a new world. It’s the same world, I just don’t have to lose a job for telling you to get your hands off me.

James May And why in profile? What’s wrong with nudes from the front?

This is accurate, funny and yet disturbing all at the time.....

I think this may be enough internet for today...