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Mike Palleschi

@PalleschiMike

I wrote some TV shows you probably didn't watch. Happy husband, dorky dad. dogs, music, food. Not a fan of this Trump fella. 🌊 #resist

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calendar_today14-03-2014 01:37:29

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Me: I'm trying to eat less red meat and more veggies.

Also me: I just bought a tub of wagyu beef tallow and an injector to get more fat into my steaks.

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I wonder which one of the 6 Republican Supreme Court justices will rule against Trump so they can still get the verdict they want without looking biased.

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So we’re clear:

The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.

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I’m no economist, but since the WGA went on strike YESTERDAY, the studios have lost almost $10 billion in value, enough to fund every ask the writers made for 25 years

I’m no economist, but since the WGA went on strike YESTERDAY, the studios have lost almost $10 billion in value, enough to fund every ask the writers made for 25 years
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My son is making we wait for him to watch 'The Last of Us' but he insists on finishing the game first. I may be the only father on the planet telling his son, 'Will you hurry and play more video games!'

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Republicans have been losing their minds over cartels and brown people bringing fentanyl crossing our borders. It turns out the person responsible for a huge influx of fentanyl was a white woman and the cartel she ran was the San Jose police union.

Republicans have been losing their minds over cartels and brown people bringing fentanyl crossing our borders. It turns out the person responsible for a huge influx of fentanyl was a white woman and the cartel she ran was the San Jose police union.
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Imagine how much better the world would be if one of the ten commandments was 'Thou shall let everyone live their own lives even if they don't believe in your religion' instead of that crap about graven images.

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At a recording session of America's Funniest Videos, I meant to say, 'I fucking love dogs!' I accidentally said, 'I love fucking dogs!' Very different meaning.

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The only thing that could possibly be cooler than Stevie Nicks with a copy of Dune is Hayley Williams wearing Star Wars pants.

The only thing that could possibly be cooler than Stevie Nicks with a copy of Dune is Hayley Williams wearing Star Wars pants.
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Today makes me think of a song my son wrote: 'You think that it's seven but it's eight o'clock, daylight saving's is like a punch in the cock.'

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Watching my dog running back and forth between my wife and me to see who makes a lap for him to sit in first is about as cute as it gets

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