My dream gf:
- 5ft 8in
- 27-33yo
- blue eyes
- loves nyc
- very ambitious & driven
- loves running & reading
- $300k-500k total comp
- her dad is a partner at a Tier 1 VC
- dad can lead Seed + Series A rounds
- dad generates shareholder value

Richard Dawkins when he disproves God and within 2 decades his side is worshipping at the DEI shrine, using made-up pronouns like religious mantras, and firing professors for saying men cant get pregnant

Everybody started buying generators. Now everybody has started buying inverters and solar panels. Government is still taking and giving nothing back.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Chelsea is in 9th, United were last in their UCL group. Both won’t be there next year. They’ve spent more on their teams.

But you feel a greater sense of failure than them this season because they are laughing at you 🤣🤣🤣

Log out of Football Twitter.

I served somewhere similar and I never for once went on the water without life jacket.

You’re a graduate fgs, you should know that minimum.

It’s nothing to “cruise” about.

These politicians kids sha. Na so small boys go dey fall out from Villa with G wags and Chevy's

Makes no sense

#Nigeria 's economic decline is a commentary on the APC's economic incompetence. bloom.bg/3U38o2S

It's also a psychological blow to a country obsessed with appearances. #SouthAfrica has a better-structured economy than ours. Size doesn't matter; it's what you do with it.

Curb their ability to grant loans then tell them to raise $3bn. The recapitalization exercise still doesn’t make any sense to me lol.

I like Vieira but most natural what?

The advantage of 10k is that you can charge it to the game and be grateful you never have to deal with that person again

People like this think it’s totally “fine and normal” to dislike children but if you ever said you disliked most other demographic groups — trans people, let’s say — they would explode with rage and call you a bigot. Even though you could come up with a much, much longer list of…

We pray for salaries. Unfortunately, they come with jobs.

There's a lesson here

Haha

Result based analysis

Dangote Merger that caused his companies shares to quadruple last year has been suspended.

Dangote Rice which had the most favorable exchange ratio in the merger was actually non-operational.

Wonders shall never end in NGX.

“Arteta has spent nearly 700m why aren’t we better than City yet!”

Pep’s spend at City:

Arsenal compared to Manchester City and Liverpool for the percentage of minutes played this season in all competitions.

I think Arteta's usage of key players is close to ideal, you maximize the ceiling of a team playing your best players a lot.