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The Pumpkin Dipshit

@ParSpec

Today is gone, today was fun. Tomorrow is another one

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calendar_today04-10-2011 21:26:10

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In the source code of Super Mario Bros., the goal pole is referred to by a variety of misspelled names, including 'gorl pole', 'goul flag', 'gole pole', or simply 'girl'. In addition, Bowser's axe, another smaller object that marks a goal, is referred to as a 'smorl girl'.

In the source code of Super Mario Bros., the goal pole is referred to by a variety of misspelled names, including 'gorl pole', 'goul flag', 'gole pole', or simply 'girl'. In addition, Bowser's axe, another smaller object that marks a goal, is referred to as a 'smorl girl'.
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Coping and seething because the cyberfrunk crushed the baguette sticking out of my Hollywood standard paper bag full of groceries

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This really is the perfect Wonk Professor Horseshit column because even after reading it I don't know if it's a lazy attempt to scare moderates away from Biden, a lazy attempt to lure young progressives back to Biden, or just verbal diarrhea with no point or agenda at all

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A lotta y'all still don't get it

Ape holders can use multiple Philips TUV 30W G30 T8 bulbs on a single retina

So if you have 2 eyes and 12W of UV-C

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This is a good point. Ohio wasn't even settled til like the 1780s, when they already had glass skyscrapers and flying cars and automatic butterchurns

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Terribly disrespectful to ask people to stop shooting on armistn't day

..wait hang on im being informed that isn't what it's called.

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Since the site's dying anyway I'm just blocking every account with a stupid take. One strike and you're out.
Oh you have some wild ass stranger danger take about trick or treating? Bye.

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Shaming and guilt trips disincentivize people from voting. If they have any interest in Biden winning, Liberals need to swallow their pride and find ways to appeal to prospective voters other than scolding them. If they refuse, they're literally helping elect Trump.

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Me normally: IDK I agree with the impulse behind the 'ban golf' rhetoric but it's about the 500th most important issue, it seems like it's more about posters making their dads mad than actually trying to accomplish anything

Me when the piglets ruin a golf course: yes! YES!!! ๐Ÿ˜

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I would politely ask her if she would mind terribly switching seats with my wife, so that my wife and I could sit together ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜‡

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