“look at that horse, look at the horse, look at th-..”

me:

people out here smoking POOP

i really do HATE when people want to have a conversation 2 inches away from my face. like damn back up omfg

Parker

Michael.

Parker Those look like burnt Moonrocks.

Parker no like .. that’s CAT POOP

Parker Im WHEEZING

RB 🫧 like she wasn’t breathing at ALL

Parker the mcpoopies

Parker Bruthaeuugh?!!?! (I bet it gets u rOcKeD tho lol) ✨

Andrew Lowe pasta

Parker LMAOOOOO this sent me

Parker I’m going to be SICK.

Parker 😭😭😭

Parker This is …interesting 😂

Ian Bradley need this in EVERY color omg

Parker no wonder that shit be stanking

Parker Parker shut up lmfao