I'm too old for overtime. #oilers

An important read on why we need accessibility legislation in Alberta - Chris Ryan, an Alberta lawyer, outlines how the lack of affordable, reliable transportation options have been an continuing challenge in his professional life

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Can we make it 1 year? In return, you can keep the money.

Lawyer: goes to bank and actually sits there and reads the terms and conditions before signing

Banker: stares blankly in disbelief as if gazing upon an extra-terrestrial

#lawtwitter #lawyerproblems

Nothing says free speech like the government mandating you report your speech to them.

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That's the whole fleet, right there! #yeg

alberta won't be truly 'strong and free' until we have 4loko Danielle Smith

If this lawyer thing doesn't work out, I think I could make a career out of shooting Christian rock album covers.

Business guy: technically I didn’t sign the contract

Me: technically?

Biz: i might have texted this: 😃👍😃

'Mt. Doom' in New Zealand. But the park was closed due to weather. Turns out one does not simply walk into Mordor.

intellectual property implies the existence of dumb property

Just discovered the delicious bacon egg sandwich Cookie Love YEG. Now, please excuse me while I go increase my life insurance coverage. The sandwiches may be healthy, but the volume I will eat is not.

Nothing is scarier to someone above the age of 30 and having a relaxing drink than watching a DJ start setting up.

Just filed my very last document in the Court of Queen's Bench this morning. Even though we all knew this day would come eventually, it is still so surreal and momentous.

I am against capital punishment, but stopping in a merge lane should have a minimum sentence of beheading by guillotine.

I asked my 11 yo to help me write my vacation away message, and she suggested “I AM ON VACATION SO YOUR EMAIL WILL BE DELETED”