Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

laughed too hard at my kid adding a penis onto the spooky monster he drew and now he won't stop drawing jellybean monsters with huge dongs

the none pizza with left beef guy co-created young sheldon and knowing this feels like a curse somehow

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

The consensus reality is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep experiencing that garbage.

not jerking it to a markov text generator is npc behaviour

i will not rest until i am as obnoxious to look at as humanly possible

come 2 the train station in the next 4 minutes if u want an ass kicking 😤

oh this? yeah it's pretty cool, i use it to display art like the mona lisa or whatever, a collection of the ugliest jpgs you've ever seen, and photos of my wife who left me bc i spent $30k on jpg receipts

today's gender

look at this worthless right-wing shitstain. live in agony, fucker.

wonder what these kids are up to now

rip twitter 🙏 i remember when the baby monitor post blew up and outed me to like 3 people irl (pic unrelated i just like it)

feasting day for fans of deranged takes