I think that’s a penalty but Saka should just fucking shoot

SCREAMING “JESUS” JUST AS MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE HOPED

And the patrons-only episode!

We discuss the title race:

- Do stats matter now?
- How the fixture list could be decisive
- Bonus UCL talk

Then, in Anything But Football, we give you our music, podcast, TV, and clothes recommendations.

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New podcast up!

This week we find transfer solutions for top Prem teams, with:
- a midfielder for Arsenal
- a DM for United
- a forward for Spurs

Plus the Burn Book, with shoe sizes, work sickos, and the gym.

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Nearly 1 hour and a half of beautiful football talk! Live at 3 ❤️

I was asked to make an outfit for EVERY year since the beginning of time…so I did

Sorta

And our bonus episode for subscribers!

Tottenham: Are they good or not?

- Worrying defence
- Ange's attacking special sauce
- how they can level up

Then we talk royal conspiracies (recorded before Kate Middleton updates)

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New podcast out now!

We look at the crazy Champions League draw with:

- Barca's big opportunity
- Arsenal's advantage on Bayern
- how Madrid can beat Man City

Then it's the Burn Book, with cardigans, 'St Paddy's Day', and your Netflix queue.

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I have been in a studio with this guy on multiple occasions and he always had spectacularly dumb and unpleasant shit to say, but at least I didn’t have to watch him try to spell

Andy “Action Movie Guy” Gorham Anytime Ben Mendelsohn is mentioned,

This is pure Arteta fear. Zinchenko is who we needed in regular time, but he was too scared of Porto in the channels

Liverpool fans make them impossible to like, but they have been way better than City with a B team and they are at least a real football club

Every time Ake does anything good I get a bunch of messages saying “thought he was shit 🤣🤣”

So might as well point out he is in fact not great

“World’s best midfielder” Rodri has not had a clue where Szoboszlai has been all half

And on the Patreon episode...

Is Pep right to call Foden 'the best in the league'?

How does he rate against Saka, Wirtz, Musiala, and Cole Palmer?

Then, in Anything But Football, we ask which animals we could beat in a fist-fight.

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We assess Bayern and Barcelona's manager options, with:

- Barca's scary finances
- Bayern's impatient scissorhands
- And de Zerbi, Flick, Nagelsmann etc

Then it's the Burn Book, featuring One Day and awkwardness.

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Appeared on Zac Djellab’s channel this week to chat overrated players with Henry Hill!

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Given how we're constantly told by the media how it's impossible to say anything about ongoing criminal cases against male footballers, I'm hearing an awful lot about Sam Kerr.