Thank you Middlesbrough, the beautiful people and the amazing @middlesbrough_townhall for ‘Exclusively’. See you in Bath this Saturday 13th April @bathcomedyfestival @bathpizzaco 7.30pm! Happy tour #Friday xx

#standup #tour #show #middlesbrough #townhall #bath #pizzaco #comedy

How many times do you get to play in your home town? Once a year! Tonight, this Thursday 7.30pm at the beautiful @middlesbrough_townhall with my stand up show ‘Exclusively’. Happy boro Thursday xx

#standup #tour #show #comedy #middlesbrough #town #hall #thursday

Fancy a run today? The hardest geezer runs the whole length of Africa! Happy sore feet Wednesday xx

#hardestgeezer #running #whole #length #africa #challenge #marathon #wednesday

A quick pub quiz on Stirling, top answers on postcards now! Winners get a ticket to my tour show ‘Exclusively’ in Stirling @macrobertartscentre @universityofstirling on Friday 17th May! Happy Scottish #Tuesday xx

#standup #comedy #tour #stirling #macrobertartscentre #Scotland

It’s time to go mushroom picking again! A Uk MP calls for magic mushrooms to be available on the NHS. Happy tripping Sunday xx

#magic #mushrooms #nhs #mp #uk #government #medicine #sunday

Supporting is nearly as dangerous as taking part in a sport! This Ipswich Town football fan discouraged his shoulder celebrating! Happy sporty Saturday xx

#football #fan #injury #ipswich #town #fc #footie #dislocate #shoulder #saturday

All quiet on the western front!? Edinburgh castle set to silence the daily 1pm gun salute! Happy canon Friday xx

#edinburgh #castle #gun #salute #canon #silence #scotland #friday #health #and #safety

More upcoming tour shows! Beautiful @bathcomedyfestival Bath on Saturday 13th April 2024.
See you in @middlesbrough_townhall Middlesbrough on 11th April too. Happy touring Thursday xx

#bath #comedy #standup #tour #live #show #exclusively #middlesbrough #town #hall #utb #thursday

Can’t wait to be back in beautiful Lincoln at the amazing NewTheatreRoyal for my new tour show ‘Exclusively’ 15th June 2024 xx

Be careful thief’s are stealing everything and anything these days! Criminal stole a £4.8m golden toilet! Happy flushing Wednesday xx

#thief #steals #golden #toilet #million #pound #criminal #loo #blenheimpalace #wednesday

The countdown begins! My tour show hits the beautiful @middlesbrough_townhall on Thursday 11th April, then Bath comedy festival 13th April. Then up and down the country until 30th June in Glasgow! All tickets info on my website patrickmonahan.co.uk
Happy Boro #Wednesday x #utb

All change! Scotland’s brand new hate law. Abide by the rules or the ‘Boys (& Girls) in Blue’ will come knocking. Happy legal Tuesday xx

#scotland #new #hate #law #gender #politics #crime #tuesday

Every live stand up show is always enhanced by the beautiful front row at the show! Happy big lads Tuesday xx

#standup #comedy #tour #front #row #live #big #lads #banter #crowdwork #tuesday

It’s safe to throw your razors away, the army has lifted the ban on beards! Happy whiskers bank holiday Monday xx

#army #beard #british #uk #shave #ban #ban k #holiday #monday #easter #ban kholiday

Happy Easter to you! Hope you’re having a lovely day eating chocolate & make sure you do, because chocolate prices are rising!! Happy munching Sunday xx

#happyeaster #easter #sunday #chocolate #eggs #price #rise #clocks

Household bills going up again!! Who thinks we should maybe set up our own bill companies? Happy paying Saturday xx

#uk #household #bills #costofliving #rise #water #counciltax #tax #phone #saturday

Happy good #Saturday ! Thank you to beautiful Wells next the sea Wells Maltings for lovely tour show last night! Good luck to the 1st time marathon runner, Peterbrough, Hampstead, cruisers & the yoga teachers! See you in lovely Middlesbrough Middlesbrough Town Hall on 11th April! #easter

Happy Good Friday! What you doing this bank holiday weekend? Whatever you do, be careful where you swim, cos twice as much pooh was dumped into the sea last year! Happy floating Friday xx

#water #sea #river #sewage #pooh #dump #friday #goodfriday #bankholiday #easter #thames

It’s the start of Easter weekend! You sat in any traffic yet?! I’m back on tour tonight & tomorrow:

Thursday 28th March Winchmore Hill @the_potters_arms

Friday 29th March Wells-next-the-sea ‘The Maltings’

Happy bumper to bumper #Thursday xx

#standup #comedy #tour #easter

My tour hits Wales on Saturday 18th May 2024 at the beautiful Newport Live arts centre @newportliveuk for my ‘exclusively’ standup show! Happy Welsh Wednesday xx

#standup #comedy #tour #wales #welsh #newport #exclusively #wednesday