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They were testing dozens of humans, searching for one who showed bravery in the face of certain death.

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- 'Great job of creating an engrossing story!'
- 'Excellent followup to Book 1 Custodian'
- 'An Excellent Sci-Fi Adventure'

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They were testing dozens of humans, searching for one who showed bravery in the face of certain death.

But what they got was Frank Ford.

Find out more in the thrilling sci-fi Custodian: Monster of Earth Book One by @patrickfjohnson amzn.to/3XavipK #authorUproar #iartg

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