Happy St George’s Day!

Just off for a hearing in a rape case. Allegation reported in 2021, trial not before 2025, if we’re all lucky.

No podium speeches from the Prime Minister about this. No promises to magic up more judges, courts or lawyers.

Just silence, and the threat of further cuts to come.

What a shameful day for our country. #RwandaBill

Just finished reading Bright Young Women by Jessica Knoll.
Inspired by the women who survived Ted Bundy, it’s a gripping read - and one which deconstructs the myth of the charismatic serial killer with real insight and a palpable sense of rage.
Strongly recommended.

I swear to Marvel Jesus, we did not plan this!

If you fancy watching a gay male couple and their adopted daughter being terrorised by a group of apocalyptic wackos, you should watch Knock at the Cabin by that guy who made The Sixth Sense and hasn’t made a decent film since.

Or, y’know, avoid it like the apocalypse.

This!
Slippery Rishi is talking boll**ks again - and journalists have a responsibility to call him out on it.

Has anyone told the Prime Pricktator that the UK Supreme Court is NOT foreign, I mean one would think the clue is in the name but I get the feeling that the teeny tiny tetchy tosser isn't that bright

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It’s a cream. A “brightening” cream for your meat and two veg.

Stop the world. I want to get off. (Not in that way!)

Monday morning Marlon.
Coke head.

Had a wonderful Sunday - a late lunch at Sam Taylor’s house with MissElaineous, then we all went to see Weekend at The Electric Palace cinema and I interviewed actor Chris New, who was an absolute joy.

Miss Darcy has a new crush!

One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.

We Can Be Heroes is currently just £1 on Kindle UK or $2 in Australia! amazon.co.uk/We-Can-Be-Hero…

A week today ⁦Polari Literary Salon⁩ is at ⁦Hudd Lit Fest⁩ with ⁦Julia Armfield⁩ ⁦Andrew McMillan⁩ and ⁦Paul David Gould⁩ huddlitfest.org.uk/event/polari-2…

Great to see so many familiar faces at tonight’s private view - in person and as art!
Hastings and St Leonards friends, this continues over the weekend!

This Sunday at the Electric Palace

It’s a sunny morning in Hastings and I’m diving back into my monstrously dark new novel. #amwriting