Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI.

Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊

Taking “Semen Demon” off my CV but only because it isn’t relevant to the job I’m applying to x

It is significant that this - by liberal icon Naomi Klein - has just been published in the house journal of liberal imperialism.

There is no way back now.

Booked my holiday here, can’t wait x

This is what his state has done to Gaza's universities.

Reports from inside the White House are that he’s actually completely fine but he just WONT👏STOP👏HITTING👏BONGS👏 before public appearances & saying “I’m the president who’s gonna stop me?” x

The “Girthmaster” this, the “Girthmaster” that
Can this “Girthmaster” bring you joy, amusement & mirth like I can: The Mirthmaster x

All mum’s up & down the country this week: “there’s still a wee chill in the air 😌” x

the fact that the 40 beheaded babies lie received global news coverage for days on end, while the mass graves of handcuffed people in hospital grounds has received next to nothing, should teach you a very important lesson.

Right fucksake just gies a wee key then x

Glasses, bowtie, shirt tucked into high waisted trousers, usually being picked on by larger “jock” types x

I didn’t know yer uncle has his own Adidas range x

Went here & everybody knew you x

Instantly shitting my pants & all up my back like a baby when the chiropractor does a big spine adjustment crack x

A guy with a big 3L lotion pump bottle of moisturiser on his night stand for cranking his hog x

What a player Bellingham’s been this season but not looking forward to him at the Euros x

I try not to be angry about this all the time, but 4.5 years ago we had the opportunity to vote for a different reality, where public services were going to be funded better and things were going to be nationalised and affordable and the entire media class destroyed it