All the usual gammons going on about Dover but they’ve never been to Dover

This is a classic open.spotify.com/track/0xBH1Gys…

I’m sick of all this oooh number 9 and number 10 ffs….. the formation dictates where you play ffs

This is one of the best songs ever open.spotify.com/track/4iG2gAwK…

Tom knows hahaha

No WAYNE MARDLE

This made me laugh from my mate Wozza woman’s dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So at the start of the season we all expected 8th or 9th at best

Bent as fuck

Roll on getting home 🍺

As a stab in the dark… my guess is James Maddison isn’t buying into it.

I’ve been thinking about Ange saying about the clear out…. If
You don’t believe in yourself going forward and you’re going to lose the ball or do fuck all with it’s gonna put any defence under pressure. At present we’re going forward and have zero conviction.

Thank you for the 2 likes 😬

C’mon now that was worth at least 1 like ffs

This was ground breaking open.spotify.com/track/6LgJvl0X…

And people say they feel safer at the Rugga

In Superdrug earlier my daughter goes dad so you want some fake eyelashes cos you don’t have any….. fffs 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Turkish Barber: do you want your eyebrows trimmed?

Me: mate I’ve fucking barely got any as you can fucking see

Hahaha he mugged you off for years stealing his wages and you tweet this 😂😂😂😂

Banger open.spotify.com/track/2qNJxMlO…