#imAceleb I see antanddec have been sorting out next years cast. I hear they were unable to get day release for Yorkshire ripper

#Pointless blimey antanddec are trending heavily today but pointless pretty much sums them up

#BoycottImACelebrity antanddec Cold War Steve has their number

#BoycottImACeleb antanddec wonder how many tweets/viewing figures or cold hard cash it takes to pop the moral compass in the drawer before these shows begin? Genuine query, what lengths would show go, is no one, no matter what they have done ineligible, if they get viewers

#AndJustLikeThat a 2 year old was able to open up #BorisJohnsonsphone

#bbcpresenter every male bbc presenter must be sat at home praying they don’t start trending!

#PrivilegesCommittee #PartyGate I still can’t believe people like Dorries, fabricant and dear old moggy though he could be trusted, the poor “martyr” line from his “Senior allies” really is the cherry on top of the big steaming turd he left on the back bench

#TeamMatt I Am A Celebrity so team Matt someone of the country have an attention span longer than a goldfish and will not forget your incompetence & mismanagement during your time as health secretary.so stick to eating kangaroo balls as your used to talking bollocks

#EMRUpdate hey here’s an update we are sat on the floor or a 2 carriage train travelling between Ely and Liverpool. 1st class travel all the way Emr

#energybills #EnergyCrisis #NHSPAY wonder how many nhs staff will jump ship. As band 6 I got 3.5% pay rise. Of my take home pay over 40% will now go on energy bills & rent.add Council tax,other bills& food costs what will I have left? Understaffed under paid but over worked

#BBCGolf it’s strange who the main picture and lots of bbc feed seems to feature a man in 143 place, 11 shots off the lead. I don’t think there is another sport which would give so much coverage to one man so far of the pace. But hey BBC Sport is just fawning over a has been

#BJBJ #BloJo #Carriegate still can’t believe the Times cut the story from later editions, shows you the power the government has over the press these days but just in case you missed it.

#BloJo I look forward to the weekend papers I hear they will be a blow by blow account of the comings and going’s at the Foreign Office, some of the facts might be hard to swallow for some, for other the news will have them spitting out the cornflakes in disgust

#BBCGolf BBC’along with many of the leading newspapers obsession with an ex number one continues to border on the unhealthy end of the spectrum, I wonder how many other players 50 places off the lead of a tournament get as many pictures/highlights on the bbc website

#McDonaldsOffers to go around the country picking up all the companies litter that blights our streets. Thanks McDonalds finally taking a bit of corporate responsibility

#BackBoris clearly there was a typo on the hashtag and it should read #SackBoris

#McDonaldsOffers to pick up all their litter that fills the footpath and streets of this country. Wow McD’s that’s a big gesture. thanks for finally taking a bit of responsibility for the crappy burger wrappers and cups that litter the nation. I wish

#MeterReadings Ofgem maybe if we had a decent regulator rather than a chocolate teapot we wouldn’t be in such a mess.

#CineworldDay can I make a plea to cinema goers. ignore this chain and their greedy executives who are in line for 200m bonus when many of us are in dire financial straits. Go to independent cinema. Let’s try to ensure the boss does get his obscene payday

#BrexitHasFailed #BrexitDisaster i sent my friends kids in Dublin 4 2nd hand books. Cost around £20+£10 postage.so customs in Ireland recon that it’s value is 122 euro and asking my friend 30 euros charge. Thanks a bunch brexit can even send kids