Man twitter fuckin sucks now

Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but It’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all

“This guy has absolutely no idea about global land based primary resource distribution “ is such a funny sentence to me like “yeah you dumbass bitch how do you not know about global land based primary resource distribution you fucking idiot””

When I’m old immma just say shit like “skyscrapers really do just be big ass dicks made of glass n Shit” and people have to be like “yes sir they really are”

Texting my girl like

Who’s day drunk in an Uber on I-35?

Stumbled into a YouTube rabbit hole of Black women reacting to Loretta Lynn songs and man what a blessed corner of the internet that is haha

Bout to watch the last episode of Succession. This show fuckin ruled and it has entered the same headspace for me as all the other greatest shows I’ve ever watched. 10/10

Congratulations on directing your mildly recognized indie movie 'Talking Quietly in Rooms' your next project will be 'Bigdickman 3: Multidick' it will cost $300 million and you will start drinking again

New episode up on YouTube about a central Texas couple from 2005 who did all sorts of devious shit in an attempt to start a new life

Early 20’s to Late 30’s. I’m not significantly healthier or better looking but goddamn if fashion hasn’t improved

Found some old pics of me and my pops

A couple years ago I lived like 400 feet and from a GoPuff fulfillment center and I could order stuff from them and it would be there in like 12 minutes. I felt like a god

Imagine finding some weed post apocalypse. like you’re rummaging through an old house tryna find some canned food and be out before raiders/zombies show up and then you just find like an old chillum and two blunt roaches. Shiiiiiiiiiit