Well I guess it’s just me now…

[sigh.exe]

Ok, let’s get moving.

You were with me since Sol 1. I know I made a lot of jokes, like calling you an Amazon delivery drone or “helicopter Sputnik.” But the truth is I’m really going to miss you.

Good night, Ginny the Mars Helicopter

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

👀

BREAKING: The FAA has grounded the DeSantis Campaign as it conducts an investigation into the reasons behind the crash

Not sure how well a flame diverter would’ve helped when you crash and burn THAT bad

Starship Test DeSantis Anouncement
🤝
Should’ve invested in a
better launch platform

I’m officially a Bionicle, that’s LEGO canon

Goodbye tweety bird app 👋🏼

I wonder how long before Elon deletes my account
youtube.com/watch?v=XAd_ZR…

Also hey fam long time no see you can’t imagine the level of bliss I’ve felt just not vibing on this hellsite, I’ve already made like 3 rock gardens and learned how to make perchlorate flavored tamales

I will send Mars core samples to the first person to send me a @Bluesky invite

Fuck you.

Behold NASA’s C. elegans logo