Annual reminder.

I accidentally bought my daughter sugar water bc it was masquerading as grape juice and she begged, but I mixed it with LaCroix Water razz-cranberry for me and plain water (no fizz she hates it) for her and we now have pretty pink Easter drinks so it wasn’t a TOTAL fail!

When it comes to criminal sentences, we have really lost the plot. Do you know how long a year is? A year where you have pretty much zero freedom for 24 hours a day? Now think about 10 years. A full decade of that. How many crimes can really be worth that much of a person’s life?

Just asked my cat if he wanted me to sell him to the circus, which wasn’t exactly what I’d have imagined coming out of my mouth after the 20th sharp pounce on my toes, but it’s interesting to see what comes out of the dark depths of our brains.

That wonderful day after Christmas feeling of a hand full of tiny cuts from plastic toy packaging. I can’t even see most of them but boy do I feel them. Turns out you move the skin in your hands a LOT.

In case you were wondering the schleichofficial schleichhorseclub is not an officially licensed Spirit @dreamworks product. But you know my kid instantly knew it WAS a Spirit toy. So. That’s some fun trade dress work, there.

Is anyone else wrapping the Our Generation Dolls #ogdolls healthy paws vet clinic? Bc Jfc that thing is a PAIN.

Hey children’s librarians! Any suggestions for something non problematic like Pioneer Cat by William Hooks? Prairie Lotus on hold, but those are the only ones I can remember from my “so you’re sad you can’t read little house to your kid” list I found and kiddo LOVED Pioneer Cat!

Just lost the game. Thanks that taylorr

Cannot believe I cured three weeks of vertigo by doing tmj exercises a few times over two days and wearing a night guard for two nights.

That’s right I ducking stressed myself into vertigo through grinding my teeth and clenching my jaw so bad it screwed with my inner ears.

Wizards life threatening emergency
gofund.me/b7171c70

Friend of a friend’s cat. Bc we’re all cat people.

Reasons I’m a lawyer: today I did math that two years is 12 months.

Child is furious bc her hold wasn’t ready yesterday and the library is closed til Tuesday for the holiday. Let her take out 14 books as consolation but bc her horsey book wasn’t ready she’s ready to kill. Kiki Thorpe out there fueling four year olds with RAGE

Hey Spotify for Podcasters are the listener metrics down again?

Waiting for my psychiatrist appointment.

The music playing is the wellerman song.

Wtf 2023.

I was talking to my dad about those 1-10 pain scales they use at doctors' offices and how they don't really work and my dad, an engineer, said they should have a standardized needle they stab you with as a benchmark and tell you, 'This is 5.'

Summer Sons is the most enjoyable book I’ve read this year. Chaotic bisexual energy, horror, dark academia, dirtbag druggies racing cars, southern gothic, repression, death magic, awkward roommate squabbles, and so much more.

The only thing keeping me from eating a cake from Whole Foods right now and calling it dinner is that bedtime is in an hour for the child and the thought of packing up my four year old and taking her there sounds horrible right now. All I want is pie, cookies, cake, cupcakes.

Finding out this man teaches/researches at my undergrad is one of the first things to motivate me to want to donate there in years.
Signed, your friendly public defender who is constantly annoyed at news portrayals of fentanyl

My four year old just called her sandwich piquant because I told her to be a fancy food critic and I about lost my brain.

Turns out she learned it from Bluey so I feel better now lol