Procrastination vibes strong here today folks

I would much rather someone tell me they can’t do something, than say they can and not deliver

Imagine rolling out a novelty Medicare card on an easel, when under your Government people can't afford to see the doctor or buy the medicine they need.

Honestly. The disconnect. People just want accessible healthcare.

Am sure there’s some dodgy maths going on in the background

People who taste the fruit at the supermarket gross me out. Either buy it or don’t, it’s no buffet

Would highly rate ‘Sherpa: Trouble on Everest’ on SBS on Demand. A fascinating insight into completely annoying Westerners

For many, January 26 is a Day of Mourning.

My thoughts are with the First Nations people hurting on a day that marks 236 years of injustice.

This always was and always will be Aboriginal land.

Nothing can change that.

Every single day of the #AustralianOpen2024 = me waxing lyrical about how much I love Jelena Dokic. She had such a raw deal as a kid. Love seeing her star shine as a commentator 🎾❤️

Ovulation pain in your mid 40s is like a bad joke

How absurd are the Stage 3 cuts?
Try this.

1) Raise tax-free threshold to $21,500
2) Cut 32.5% to 30%
3) Raise the 37% threshold to $130k

Result? *EVERYONE* earning less than $139,000 gets a bigger cut than Stage 3 (around 85% of people)

And... govt saves $43bn in 10 yrs

Devastation is your coffee machine dying over the break. Waiting for coffee machine hospital to open up post Xmas. Dropping it off. It taking an age to get repaired. Picking it up, making that first coffee … and it’s not working properly still. The pump has gone apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️😭

Six innocent Croatian-Australians spent nearly a decade in jail over trumped up terrorist charges. Rogerson was involved in their arrest back in 1979 and revealed years later how it was common practice in the 70's and 80's for police to plant evidence!!!
abc.net.au/news/2021-02-0…

At the basketball and the mum in front of me has gone to the loo / canteen / walkies with her 3 year old I reckon 15 times. My current pick for Australian of the Year 💁🏻‍♀️

A lot of people are criticising me for the 12-bedroom mansion I bought back when it was affordable but honestly all I did was simply stay put