Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara )

Sara Says Stop

Bio SAHM. Wife. Optimist. Maniacal.
Location Michigan
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Account created 17-03-2014 12:30:34
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iPhone : Every kid right now hearing it’s going take months to deliver the vaccine must be thinking well just give it to Santa dumbass.

iPhone : At this point in the pandemic, I’m pretty much just spinning the wheel on the size of the jeans and entering my credit card info.

iPhone : We ordered Thanksgiving from a small taco shop. PPP money is gone. Indoors are closed, temps are dropping. Jan/Feb are the slowest months for restaurants. They usually survive on $ from holiday parties. Parties are canceled. If you're able, pick a little place and order a feast.

iPhone : I walk into a store and an employee is mopping the walkway. I freeze like a deer in headlights.

employee: you’re a mom, aren’t you? it’s okay. you can walk on the floor.

iPhone : I’m never more gossipy than when I hear my 2nd grader’s teacher yell at a kid for doing something inappropriate on the class Zoom and I immediately NEED to know what it was.

iPhone : Why is it I can remember all of my elementary school teachers’ names but not where I put my car keys?