West Ham are 6th in the Premier League table but putting up relegation-worthy underlying numbers to get there. Here's a little thread to explain what's going on:

Oh my fucking Lord.

We've now got the actual Home Secretary arguing at length with a journalist, in public, about whether he said shit or shit-hole about someone in the House of Commons, so 2024 has started much as you'd expect under this circus of absolute cretins.

I don't want to get too stuck in but fools with big platforms have been spewing out utter brain rot content telling fans that one of our greatest ever periods has been completely unenjoyable.

Stop listening and enjoy West Ham winning football matches.

The M&S Bank Arena

As Yaxley-Lennon and his fash thug mates continue to attempt to organise around West Ham, this is a vital time for those who stand against them to speak up.

It's nearly lunchtime and this petition to call for an immediate general election isn't even quite at a quarter of a million yet. Chop, chop. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6419…

Reminder:

UFC brass didn’t want to book this fight. Dragged their feet. Tried to book at least 2 other main events because they didn’t think Strickland was game. Booked it a month ago because there were no options left.

What a sport.

Fiorentina 1-2 West Ham - Alternative Commentary

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 🏆

❤️ “I didn’t think I could love a man anymore.”

🤣 “I think I love Jarrod more than I love my wife. I’m jealous of my daughter…”

Danny Dyer couldn’t resist sharing his love for #WHUFC hero Jarrod Bowen ⚒️

Join the dressing room, join the madness! 🕺

Run it back, Pablo! 😍

West Ham are massive 🎶

Moyesy 😍

Premier League clubs have today collectively agreed to withdraw gambling sponsorship from the front of clubs’ matchday shirts, becoming the first sports league in the UK to take such a measure voluntarily in order to reduce gambling advertising

➡️ preml.ge/ft7v01

I have had a lot of messages about my tour being sold out, when it absolutely is not.

Here is some information and an incredible opportunity… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Coming Friday… 🎥

Farewell, Craig Dawson

Is there anything worse than dealing with your doctor's receptionist?

I met Piers Morgan’s producer 🤬