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Fae

@PhadingDark

I'm human. I was born on my birthday. Don't tell anybody but I'm naked under my clothes. 🇨🇦

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Who had 'Immediate speedrun to the starvation part of the communist revolution, beating thr CHAZ/CHOP record by several days' on their bingo card?

Enguerrand VII de Coucy or Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi must have predicted this.

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Do you remember when you joined X?

I never joined X. I joined Twitter. X didn't exist when my dumbass signed up.

Do you remember when you joined X? I never joined X. I joined Twitter. X didn't exist when my dumbass signed up.
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It's legal to own a tank.
Machine guns are legal in 37 states
You can. Cartridge is a bit bigger than I'd use.
The airlines don't allow it.
It's a state mandate specific to Illinois.
You technically could if it was demilled and cap welded.
Same reason they can't have knives.

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Don't eat vegans!

Seriously, you could buy lab grown meat from GOOD Meat or Upside Foods. Technically, it isn't vegan because it's real animal meat. However, no animals were harmed or killed to make it. They multiply cells humanely taken from an animal.

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They're protected under the same free speech laws that protect everyone else. If you give the government the power to shut down free speech and negate anyone's constitutional rights, you give them the power to infringe on everybody else's rights, including yours.

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A newborn drinking breast milk directly from the breast??? What madness is next? We have bottles for beverages for our convenience, and to avoid having to share with others.
Have you tried writing your name on them as a warning to anybody else wanting to drink some?

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I'll take the 11,000 McChickens, but I want them in free vouchers. I can then distribute the vouchers to food banks, homeless shelters, the VA, and community centres. That way, I'm not wasting food and anybody who wants one, can get it fresh... As fresh as you can from McDonald's

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I say stop being difficult. If he's offering to order food, order the food and leave his alone. Don't want a lot of fries? Get a small. Wanna cook? Put the delivery in the fridge for later. Decide not to cook? Eat the delivery and cook whatever you have out for dinner tomorrow.

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1. Immediately panic and remove your seatbelt.
2. Chug any alcohol you have and toss the bottle/cans out the window
3. Be belligerent, don't cooperate.
4. Start searching for things under your seats and in the glovebox.
Now that they're distracted and yelling....
5. Run!!!

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