Over/under how many shifts until Perfetti gets benched when Bones' complete lack of puck support leads to him getting double-teamed and turning the puck over? 4.5?

I know we all love to play EA Sports Roster Builder between games, but this is probably too little too late, especially since it almost certainly won't be accompanied with any strategic adjustments.

*frantically checking flights from Skelleftea to Winnipeg*

Zero percent chance of any of this happening, but what I would run for game 5:

Connor-Monahan-Ehlers (hard match Nate)
Perfetti-Scheif-Toffoli (feast on bottom 6)
Nino-Lowry-Vilardi (hard match Nich)
Iafallo-Gus-Appleton (play 3 minutes)

Josh/Melo
Sammy/Schmidt
Dillon/Miller

Hopefully they can poach Warsofsky from SJ before they offer him Quinn's job.

….did a porn bot just chirp my 5 year old?

“Rick, last season ended with you blowing up on the team about pushback. You’ve been outplayed for 12 straight periods on the shot clock and didn’t make any adjustments until the last one. Where is the pushback from you and your staff?”

Free Q for anyone that wants to use it.

My mom asked me harder hitting questions about eating my lunch in grade 3 than Rick gets asked.

But Scott sure is right about having nothing to defend.

At least we’re all sad!

I’m gonna go further with the most insulting thing I’ve ever said in my life.

I miss Charlie Huddy.

This little guy loves the Jets so much. Just sitting there chanting “Go Jets Go” to himself while playing Lego and asking me if the Jets scored at every whistle.

Can’t wait to break his heart and tell him that Bones ruined his team and got knocked out in a gentleman’s sweep.

Might buy a ticket for game 5 just to chant Fire Bowness for 60 minutes.

Holy fuck Toffoli that was an awful step up.

Maybe, just maybe, the PK strategy of ignore the guy on top of the crease is bad.

Pionk slow as shit getting back to the net front lets Nate have a great chance and then sticks him in the face, luckily NHL refs are garbage.

What a great shift. So glad he’s gonna play 23 minutes today.