Literally nothing more hateful than wishing someone “well”😈

🐯ATLANTA🐯 Last 2 shows tonight at 6pm & 8pm. tix: punchline.com/comic/?id=6391…

Bad news ACLU emailed me this morning to tell me about their “420 merch”. Weed is officially uncool😔

🚨 Bonus Episode! 🚨

Join CORINNE FISHER and Krystyna Hutchinson for an extra special bonus episode of Guys We Fcked Podcast filled with discussions about knowing your own boundaries, sexual awakenings in your thirties, and much much more!

Listen now on Luminary. 🎧

In a cafe in Atlanta and literally only women are here and I was like what is going on and then I was like omg it’s bc we are in the South so a lot of married women don’t work…so they’re just like chilling and chatting in a cafe in the middle of a weekday…

🐯EYE OF THE TIGER🐯ATLANTA HAPPENS TONIGHT!!! tix: punchline.com/comic/?id=6391…

Was worth the $160,000 I spent on my Film BFA to already know who Clara Bow was tonight.

Lying in a hotel room in Florida listening to Florida!!! is everything I needed tonight.

Ten minutes until our meeting in the ladies’ room!!!

🐯MIAMI TONIGHT!!!🐯
8pm Miami Improv w/Chloe LaBranche
TIX: corinnefisher.com/calendar/

🐯SEE ME IN TAMPA TONIGHT, MIAMI TOMORROW & ATLANTA FRI/SAT🐯
tix: corinnefisher.com

TOUR STARTS THIS WEEK🐯🐯🐯
Tampa, Miami, Atlanta, Columbus…
tix: corinnefisher.com

EYE OF THE 🐯 TOUR STARTS WEDNESDAY!!!

TAMPA
MIAMI
ATLANTA
COLUMBUS
RALEIGH

Full schedule & tix ➡️ corinnefisher.com/calendar/

To the guy w/the neck tattoo (a lot of tattoos in general) who smiled at me as I was walking into the 10pm showing of Late Night with the Devil at the Regal Essex I would’ve stopped but I just really love horror movies & couldn’t miss any…HMU (I’ve seen this work in movies). RT.

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OJ Simpson died.

ATLANTA shows are NEXT WEEKEND!!! And MIAMI & TAMPA before that!!! GET THOSE TIX🐯🐯🐯 corinnefisher.com/calendar/

I guess the earthquake is female bc she was able to cum twice.

…40 minutes later…

Came on here to see if that was an earthquake or if my building my was about to explode. Good to know Twitter is still good for something.