i dont need a boyfriend i need a night nurse

so insane that we're all just like, screaming into the void lol

starting to feel burdened and even imprisoned by the daily wordle. i do not want to be beholden to these group chats any longer. set me free.

take me to the t mobile store and tell me you love me

🙏 Stressed 🙏

can we please spend as much time on this as the jeremy strong article????

you can't spell omicron without icon🤪

Oh boy deadline.com/2021/10/zachar…

it’s gonna be good i promise everyone stfu

i have to stop offering to have threesomes with people covid isn’t over

🤩🤩🤩 we also write fanfic lukas gage ❤️

i have never had cinnabon for the same reason that i have never tried heroin

just got my period on the way to the DMV to get my drivers license. olivia rodrigo sing about THAT!

frank ocean? more like hot dog water

when i find myself in times of trouble patrick dempsey comes to me speaking words of wisdom #GreysAnatomy

it’s the four seasons. it’s the total landscaping. it’s the combination four seasons total landscaping.

two people who have just met on a train but decided to explore vienna together standing in a confined space and listening to a record while pointedly Looking Away is actually something that can be so personal

i literally just said 'what is that? bread? omg i almost didn't recognize it' happy 3 year anniversary of me moving to LA

s2 of pen15 has made me recover the memory of telling the other 12 y/o girls in after school tennis that i was dating an older man with a motorbike and 3 nieces and then weekly describing eps of full house to them.

amy sherman palladino could write the west wing but aaron sorkin could never write gilmore girls