Cheers lovelies!

So we are.🍾🍾🍾

At Gatwick. And the ladies are taking themselves to the sea side for the 'sea cure' with a healthy dose of narcotics in form of champagne for their vapours and hysterics. Dinny

Fat will be the new unvaxxed!

Your Excellencies, distinguished twitter folks, ladies, gentlemen, cunts and feckers, Good morning! May the sun shine for your today!

Zero from me

Childproofing the house for Father-in-law. He recently decided he wants to go for walks. He would fall over or get lost. Not normally a fan of smart things.

True, true!

A Texan farm worker has contracted bird flu from an infected cow, marking the first time the HSN1 virus has been recorded spreading from mammals to humans, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Incredibly, in what the media is claiming is a “coincidence”,

Tomorrow ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ beach, sun and booze!

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I just want the bloody recipe!!!!!

What am I watching? 90s bliss pure 😍

Found a drink alternative to black tea for FIL. And he actually drinks it. After his Norovirus bout we need to get fluids into him. He loves thyme and peppermint tea with honey. No prompting required. Thanks god!

Good morning folks! Go and doeth magical shit! Happy Monday 😍🌞

Calling a man a man is not 'bullying' or 'punching down.' Crossdressing straight men are currently one of the most pandered-to demographics in existence, and women are under no obligation to applaud the people caricaturing us.

The foxes are having a hanky panky outside my window. Scared the shit out of me. Must have been really loud because I just have 50% of my hearing.

Yes and then use the money to move into the woods to never be seen again.

Because it was a pleasantly warm 28°C today, I decided to make chicken Caesar salad with my home grown lettuce. Ingredients for my Cesar dressing: Anchovies, parmesan, garlic, eggs, oil, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce and cracked black pepper. Croutons in butter and garlic.

Wishing all mothers, step mothers, and those mothers without children, the mothers who lost children and those who wish to be mothers and cannot, on the continent, the US and Canada a happy mother's day!