Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profileg
Eize Basa

@PonchoRebound

If this place dies find me on iTunes Ping

ID:814693350951555072

linkhttps://eizebasa.baby/con-crud calendar_today30-12-2016 04:43:25

50,4K Tweets

5,8K Followers

2,0K Following

Follow People
laura dime(@unlimitedbasil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you ever watch a movie with me please know that I’m going to play solitaire on my phone the entire time and then ask you what just happened every 10 minutes

account_circle
huffy(@sulkingtime) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my uncle is a trucker and my mom got this for him in his stocking and didn’t understand why everyone started screaming

my uncle is a trucker and my mom got this for him in his stocking and didn’t understand why everyone started screaming
account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Okay this is extremely bougie but I bought the $200 Pepper Cannon a couple years back and I don’t regret it at all. It’s solid and beautifully built, and you get all the pepper you need from one turn versus the 50 cranks you need to do on cheaper pepper mills.

account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Counterpoint: we don’t need more songs about Christmas, we need more songs about winter that aren’t explicitly Christmas songs and can be listened to well into the doldrums of February.

Counterpoint: we don’t need more songs about Christmas, we need more songs about winter that aren’t explicitly Christmas songs and can be listened to well into the doldrums of February.
account_circle
Matt Riddle(@mdriddlen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Eize Basa I felt that way about caves. I expected to just stumble upon and hang out in caves on the regular.

I had to drive 5 hours just to hike to one that was more of a depression in the rock.

account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[I show you a picture of myself holding a newborn]

“Ha ha! This is a classic photo of a new dad: exhausted, malnourished, overwhelmed, a little manic, in way over your head!”

“But that’s my cousin’s baby, I don’t have any kids…”

account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If somebody really did play me the world's smallest violin because of something I said, I'd probably be more impressed than anything. Where did you get it? It's so cute! Can I try it too if I promise to be careful? Is the electron microscope yours or is it a rental?

account_circle
Ems(@mmemordant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

COVID test is negative, so at least the disgusting actions of my respiratory system have no moral or political implications

account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I laugh at society’s so-called “rules.” My mommy put a hot cocoa bomb in my stocking and after she went to bed I just ate it raw, like a candy. You can’t chain me down.

account_circle
Eize Basa(@PonchoRebound) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This holiday season, please take a moment to remember those less fortunate, like the people who thought Decrypto would be easy to teach their family since it’s “basically Codenames”...

account_circle