i just shit your pants

i'm happy for the wings but they still need some serious help from themselves to win tomorrow and the Philadelphia Flyers to win tomorrow... please philly

whoever invented paper straws should be publicly executed

which one did i get

every eastern conference team in the NHL fighting for the last wild card spot are all shitting themselves trying to get it. so much so that teams that were pretty much out of it are now getting into the mix as well (pens, buffalo). a 6 way shit show to be cream of the crap.

and just like that Murasaki 🏳️‍🌈 JUST took the world record back on all platinums on wii sports, under 40 minutes for all platinum medals!!!! tell him congrats! twitch.tv/mur45ak1

THE RED WINGS ARE 2-0 WHEN I GO TO THE GAMES THIS YEAR Detroit Red Wings

im going to the red wings vs lightning game tonight. im not wearing either jersey I have. but my preference is by far on the red wings winning but my expectation is the red wings are going to get waxed

mozzarella cheese stick lodged in ass

my nudes in profile

OK

eat my ass

does anyone else feel guilty when you stop at a business just to shit in their toilet and leave

shiddin hby

they give basketball teams way too many fucking time outs

welp, it’s happening

me watching the red wings raging and funny moments