Deleting this app cuz the vibes are mid and it keeps spamming me with notifications, i don’t love threads yet but if it’s gets better I’ll probably start posting there

Haven’t opened this app up in a while, I follow ~800 people and this was literally my feed lol

Maybe it’s called X now because you close it out as soon as you open it

So many product managers are wayyyy too risk averse. They interpret “de-risking” as “taking no risks” - but really, it’s all about making big bets, and then minimizing the risk of those bets through quick and thoughtful discovery

Then there’s Elon Musk lol

Nothing makes me feel older than opening a project I thought I was working on a couple months ago but it was 2019

Philadelphia is like if you trained an AI model on every major US city and then you generated a city and it kinda has something cool from each city but there’s just something slightly off

my inhaler ran out jus now

When the song rhymes “party” and “bacardi” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hey people who sing good, I’ve been working on a project where I sing falsetto and recently my range dropped several notes (like, can’t resing a tune I wrote a few months ago) is this a winter thing? Or is this another way my 30 year old body is withering away

Why does it feel like they’ll kick me out of the restaurant if I ask how much the market price is

Marketing hack: if selling physical products, pick an assortment of dangerous things to say your product is free from. People will get freaked out by competing products and buy yours instead

“This sweater is a great gift for the holidays! Free from chloroform, lead, and napalm”

Damn being pre-Elon verified is weird, now I just give $8 dork vibes

If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember even the worst kick drum can sound great in the right mix ❤️

New diet: brush your teeth at 5 PM and then when you want to eat something you’ll be like ugh but then I have to brush my teeth again

I actually really like this app so if showing Elon how to use browser dev tools saves twitter then I will do it

Yard sale hack:

1. put all your junk in sealed boxes
2. sell each box as a “loot box” for a flat fee with a chance to get something awesome like AirPods or w/e (small things work better so they can’t shake and guess)
3. people buy all your junk for lots of money
4. profit

After it being my bio since the birth of my SoundCloud, I have to change “I live in Atlanta” to “I live in suburbs of Philadelphia”

Petition to call metaverse land “fake estate”

Does DNA have like, if/else statements and loops and abstractions and stuff or is it like “yeah just copy paste the code from the left eye for the right eye, it’s fine”

My experiment to try and automate my social media with AI is going well

Any homies want to give feedback on tunes I’ve been working on