Katie Didnt (@Pork_Chop_Hair )

Katie Didnt

Bio enjoy the process twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Location Colorado
Tweets 206,2K
Followers 38,7K
Following 4,5K
Account created 31-08-2012 18:39:06
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iPhone : I am a shadowy figure, shrouded in mystery, veiled in darkne-- *wind blows my hoodie back and u see im friendly and cute* AUGHHhhh

iPhone : YOU (trying to insult me): I bet you’re fun at parties
ME (insulted but the wrong way): I am not! How dare you

iPhone : I’m not asking for much. I just want that spaghetti kiss scene from Lady and the Tramp but with a stream of Reese’s Pieces in zero gravity.

iPhone : I like when I’m feeling good about myself. Then my monthly hormonal chin hair shows up and shuts down that party real quick.

iPhone : 2020 appliances: *break within 2 years*

1970s refrigerator: i will outlive u and everyone u love. i am eternal. i am time itself

iPhone : is this a good time to mention that i’ve been stuck inside a vending machine since the beginning of lockdown