this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

European mind can’t comprehend grilling and getting drunk in your garage on a Thursday night because 20-23 year old men are getting drafted

im midwest sober (an alcoholic but no DUIs)

GM. Thursday. Get after it.

You’ll do as you’re told.

🏌🏻‍♂️ “Not going to lie, I think I figured out my slice..” ☠️

(Via: hammygolf/IG)

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning

european office at 4pm:

BlackRock after successfully outbidding a single mother of 4 in the housing market

house of the dragon was worth it just for this

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe umpires aren’t all bad

Tomorrow is 4/20. I'm taking the necessary precautions.

If you can guess this beer, I’ll drink today.

Little Easter egg here for us sport’s fans 👀

This would work on at least 50% of people I know

white person ordering a PBR and a shot of whiskey at the dive bar with a pool table with a straight face

“Men did nothing”

Because men know what happens when they do something.

Trying to talk to the cart girl during a “One beer a hole” round like: