sometimes i take the day old baguettes from work just for the Parisian aesthetic while i walk home

pls dont brush my hair or undress me anywhere

nothing is scarier than pulling a hair out of your bathtub drain

gonna make a lil vintage bar cart in my apartment but instead of alcohol its just going to be different kinds of cereal and cute lil bowls n spoons

i could just kool-aid man thru everyone who wastes my time asking me how i am doing on my 15 min breaks

why is mochi just ice cream wearing a condom

“i dont care what everyone says you have a good heart”
alright bitch what is everyone saying??

your boss should have to buy you a lil snacky or beverage for every hour over 40 you work in a week

Just want you to be my emergency contact

once a month i go fucking crazy and wonder why
haha

my bf is so hot its all i ever think about someone shut me up

thinking about how people would be so gross without belly buttons !!!!!!!! do you guys think i have a belly button kink or is this normal