Damn I'm Good

They Took My Freaking Kidney

Ask for the Duke Nukem Meal at Fuddruckers

Sonic and Tails are Best of Friends

I am Trapped in a Balloon Over Fort Collins, Colorado

The Mountains on This Can of Beer Have Turned Blue Which Indicates to Me That the Beer is Cold

It's Time To Delay My Game For Fifteen Years For The Sake Of Putting a Hoover Dam Level in

It's Time to Save Markiplier from the LA Gangs

I Tried to Do The Andrew Dice Clay Cigarette Thing But My Biceps are Too Massive and I Can't Get My Arm Around my Head Like That so I Have to Smoke Them the Normal Way

McDonald's Grilled Chicken McWrap at 250 Calories is Both a Dollar and Pound Bargain

The Store Manager Caught Me Stealing Gum From The Checkout Line Racks And He Flipped Me Upside Down And Shook Me Until The Gum Fell Out of the Pockets of my Denim Jeans

The Alien Bastards, My Ride, Payment, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, And So On, And So Forth

I Unfortunately Have Ample Time To Play With Myself

It’s Time to Put a Stupid Physics Puzzle Involving Collecting a Series of Barrels Using an Industrial Lift During the Climactic Final Hour of My Game

Good, Bad… I’m The Guy With a 20 Dollars Arby’s Gift Card

I'm Dick Suckem

All the people on the left - Wap Bam Boogie
All the people on the right - Boogaloo
All the people on the left - Wap Bam Boogie
All the people on the right - Boogaloo
Let's Go
Babadoo Babadoo Bom Bom
Babadoo Babadoo Wap Bam Boogie
Babadoo Babadoo Bom Bom

Hail to the King's Baby

I Was Mistaken About How Much Time It Would Take Me To Defeat Dr. Proton and I Have Missed Oprah

I Took the Monster Energy Vaccine